stink filth

zanukavat

I like this guy

hlvrai

veliseraptor

imagine being in amestris when the whole "some guy tries to swallow god" thing happens, though. the world turns weird colors, a bunch of weird little black hands start coming out of the ground, you pass out, briefly experience being part of an immense concentrated mass of tormented souls, then get spat back out again. meanwhile there's some kind of coup happening

"what were you doing the day of the eclipse/coup?" "oh you know. I was having lunch with my sister and then...remember the vortex of anguish? yeah"

fma

the-chokey

it him, zom

beautiful crunchy zims iz

officercrunchcontrol

please stop it tiny baby don’t put those contacts on the floor it’s making me panic pleaeeease!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAA so cute 😭 iz

coomer-every-day

Anonymous asked:

send his ass to your tumblr dash board or whatever its called i think it would be funny to send him to tumblr

coomer-every-day answered:

Day 105

took me a while to find the LOOK GORDON text easter egg for the TRUE coomer-every-day fans hlvrai

clefairytea

I was looking at what the Zim episode titles are in Japanese and man they really had to work translating this one. I guess because a lot of them are weird you just have to go with something totally different.

Bolognius Maximus is “the Sausage DNA Scare”, the “Game Slave 2” is “Battle! Game Otakus”, Plague of Babies is “The Forgotten Babies” which, man, that sounds like it has way more gravitas. Hamstergeddon is “Kawaii Kaiju Peepi” which like. Isn’t that interesting a translation but it’s cute :)

My personal favourites are Tak the Hideous New Girl is now “Zim’s First Taste of Love”, and Bloaty’s Pizza Hog is just “Pizza is Stronger than Aliens”

omg this is incredible iz